A Funny Contest

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"


Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.



Oh loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face



Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not



I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don’t take that paper bag off of your face



I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!



I see your face when I am dreaming.
That’s why I always wake up screaming



My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way

That was a contest ran by a newspaper, the readers write two lines the first line should be romantic but the second line should be the least romantic! LOL!